Oh, good God. Who expects to find marinara sauce WITHOUT garlic and basil? It's like asking if you can get it without tomatoes.

Holy crap. It's bad enough that he groped you in the first place, but UNDER your dress? Jesus fucking Christ. The worst part is, this guy probably didn't even learn his lesson, and you probably became some "crazy bitch" who attacked him when, y'know, he was just being friendly. *eyeroll*

Me, too. First and second story.

Accidentally dropped the pitcher? Did you actually READ the story...?

Is he really crying, or are those...crocodile tears?

Oooh...good choice! I'd love to see her take over.

Oh, hell. That made my fucking week.

I can see there being *one* kid—who I agree should be sent to the office, or at least reprimanded—but the impression I got was that this was a group effort. I don't think a suggestion like this from a group of kids is likely to just come from nowhere.

Right, exactly. I was surprised to find out she's 21.

He's typically dated a lot of models, I think. I haven't paid that much attention, but it seems like I remember it coming up somewhere before. So, yeah, something like that would suggest a history of really young women.

Seems like a line said by people who've never actually seen/participated in lesbian love scenes.

Sounds like he was projecting. Someone who treats an ex like that is definitely unfuckable.

That's what I'm thinking. I'm a couple years younger than he is, and even dating someone who's 25 gives me a "Why would I want to do THAT?" feeling. Twenty-one is worlds away.

Ahahaha...Bible Spice. Oh, man.

Oh, man, yes. This. I wish I had something intelligent to add, but all I've got is "What bootlegginger said!"

Yup. Exactly my point, proven, so I'm really not surprised.

Nope. Wrong color scheme (fluorescents were '80s and early '90s). Also, Batman was on during my mother's childhood, not mine.

I think they definitely learn what is and isn't allowed. Cats, too.

There's something nagging at my subconscious about the POW! on her shirt. I feel like I've seen that exact graphic before, in those colors, but can't think of where or why. All I know is that it was sometime in my childhood.

I completely agree, on all counts.