“...Nielsen was seen sitting in a dark section of the restaurant dining on appetizers of asylum papers and drinking a chalice of White House-brewed White Supremacy IPA...”

Goddamnit, Tomba! was such a great game. I think it’s probably my most replayed game ever even though I haven’t played it in like 4 years.

What worries me more is that more than one person starred his comments.

Not sure the drugs are worth the prep, but I guess I should keep it in mind. Great read as always!

I don’t know whether to laugh because it’s actually fucking funny or feel insulted by this statement because we’d probably not even get those. Whichever one, have a star, you earned it!

Really happy to see 21 topping the list.

Didn’t Rapunzel get her hair back for the animated series?

Man stuff like this makes me tear up. Living outside of my island for the last 3 (!!!) years, I know the feeling of dread you have not knowing if your family is OK for 2 weeks when they could finally get out of our neighborhood and drive all the way almost to San Juan to get some phone signal. Seeing this, knowing my…

I just started it today for the first time. But as soon as I got Geralt’s clothes on I had to leave. Just a bit more time until I can continue this journey.

I don’t really follow the NHL that much but this is literally the first time I’ve heard of the existence of the Florida Panthers...

The live TV timeline issue was literally the one and only thing that made me drop out of my trial like 20 minutes after signing up. Cumbersome and just poor UX. Went with Youtube TV and, though I miss my Food Network, have to say I’m pretty happy with it and saving money over having cable/PS Vue which started creeping…

The loungers are SOFT. S O F T. That part is covered in Merino wool and is pliable but doesn’t sag, so don’t worry. Worst-case scenario, check if a Nordstrom near you has their pop-up shop and try them on.

The loungers are SOFT. S O F T. That part is covered in Merino wool and is pliable but doesn’t sag, so don’t worry.…

Got the Wool Runners and Loungers both for me and my gf. These shoes are the most comfortable thing I’ve ever worn. Can’t wait to try out the Tree Runners at the Nordstrom pop up near my workplace.

Got the Wool Runners and Loungers both for me and my gf. These shoes are the most comfortable thing I’ve ever worn.…

Haven’t had the chance to listen to “Look Ma No Hands” yet, but “Me&My” is just beautiful and I’m calling my mom now.

Boricua*, and yeah we’re still sometimes considered immigrants by a lot of people. I was even asked to write an email for Cinco de Mayo at work.

You’re a goddamn treasure, Michael.

This dense mf making us look bad... Sad thing is this whole “I’m lighter skinned so I’m better than you” is definitely a thing back home. I’m not the darkest guy around but still a few more shades of melanin than usual and I still get stares. One would think this guy would consider the whole history of who and what we…

She’s just mad her Triple Shot, Soy Milk, Two Caramel Pumps Mocha Macchiato was heated to 120° instead of the 125° she asked so she was 2 minutes late to her hot yoga class man. She’ll get over it.

I hope he did...

I only wish this article came out earlier in the week, if only for it to have more time to gather Clapback Mailbag-worthy material.