Wow, it just keeps happening. Terrible.

How was the vacation? Because I missed this series.

Hey there! This is Daniel Coyle (SuperSonic68). I am the lead map designer, material editor, lead mechanics developer, camera coder and video editor for the Green Hill Paradise project! Thanks so much for the spot here! I’m so glad you’ve been having fun with our little experiment!

I’m crying on the toilet, and I didn’t even have Chipotle yesterday.

Great. Now I want to go to McDonalds.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Another IT guy here. Same. We have monitoring tools in place, but not once have we ever actually needed or wanted to bother using them. If people think you’re not being productive, you should be more worried about management and HR, not IT. We couldn’t give a shit less what sites you’re browsing as long as your shitty…

IT guy here, we don’t give a shit. Promise. We prefer to not have to archive your emails or monitor you. I would much rather spend my day arguing in the Kinja comments...so dont piss off your boss. Thanks!

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It’s Friday night.

I will be gaming on the couch with my laptop. The Mrs. will be on the couch playing X-Box. We have a good relationship.

Or, and I’m just spit-balling here, explain to her that you really enjoy playing video games and figure out a time when you can play while not disturbing her or your relationship.

Nifty trick: Have a girlfriend who plays video games as much or more than you.

Oh fuck. That’s one of the reasons that if I ever need corrective lenses and have the option of contact lenses, I think I’m going to go with glasses, thank you very much.

@Eric Stephens: ive had the same problem with my land rover except it went like this.

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.