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We tried to have family reunions around Thanksgiving time in my family. After the 3rd one we gave up. The family kind of split into two branches from my Grandmother’s generation. She got out of the backwater town she was raised in and ended up with 2 Master degrees and some pretty serious art history and literary

I have a Fantastic Thanksgiving story:

Nothing too crazy, but I have two items of fun Thanksgiving memories.

While back on break from college, I went out on the annual Black Wednesday barcrawl and don’t recall leaving the bars. I woke up at 7am on my family room floor in a bathing suit. Apparently, I had come home at 2am, kicked in my little sister’s door and tried to sleep in her bed. I was coerced out of room by my mother,

My very large Irish catholic family gets together family reunion style at Thanksgiving every year, and descends on my grandmother’s tiny house en masse (40+ people). At Thanksgiving a few years ago, post food, the basement bathroom began to see heavy traffic. A few hours later, the toilet began to overflow turning the

This gets us so much closer to real-life “NHL 2-on-2 Open Ice Challenge” (aka NHL Jam), so I’m all for it!

Except for that time she turned down a Make-A-Wish kid. Twice. And then was guilted into it by the media.

We haven’t seen a front flip like that by someone with a penis since the end of the East German women’s gymnastics team.

The Panthers are 7-1 and are going to the championship what are you even talking about

Just saw this on my Facebook newsfeed.

Jonah Javad: Is a hot dog a sandwich?

He already added the 1 for country code.

“Who will replace you, Coach?”

What the fuck are you talking about?

He did a better-than-serviceable job at Everton, considering their lack of financial resources.

Because . . . they lost the opener?

When you casually talking about where to eat and all your friends agree upon Applebee’s