Ha, I get it, they made fun of gay people and now YOU’RE making fun of them for being gay! Clever twist there!

Oh wow. With this response I thought you were the legendary Tomato Troll!

Entering someone else's home, even if the door is unlocked, is still breaking and entering.

The site that repeatedly refers to image macros as “memes” is suddenly getting strict about word meanings?

A 5K isn’t “four times shorter than” a half marathon. A half-marathon is more than four times longer than a 5K. A 5K is less than a fourth the distance. God I hate it when people use the "x is y times LESS than" expression...

There there little sheep, you're safe.

Seconded.

Thank God.