I’m not arguing, but I think if we had a press pool with more spine and less tethers to “But we need access...” even SHS could be broken to Spicer-levels. I was really hoping that SNL could go two-for-two lampooning the press secretary to really get under her skin, but no one could ever match Melissa McCarthy.

Man, I look forward to Sanders throwing a tantrum when she denies this story and then throwing another tantrum about it when it turns out to be true six months from now.

Goddamnit this is entirely too plausible.

Kids learn to swear sometimes, who gives a shit what age that is? Only in America do the adults get upset when children swear, but they don’t care at all if kids are shot up in a school.

shout out to all the dips in here obsessing about how this dude self-identifies politically and using that to gloss over the substance of his message ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It’s Elon Musk that wants to run off to Mars. Bezos just wants to amass wealth and somehow bring it with him to the afterlife since he does nothing with it now yet throws giant tantrums when someone wants to tax him.

Kids learn to swear sometimes, who gives a shit what age that is? Only in America do the adults get upset when children swear, but they don’t care at all if kids are shot up in a school.

They said ‘there are children in the audience’ because as soon as he cursed they were like okay we don’t have to listen anymore. Politicians have made it very clear that if someone does a single thing they can use to justify brushing their comments off they will. So curse or act angry and now you’re irrational and…

Jeff Bezos is the richest man in the world. Of all the things on this earth that he could put his resources toward, he is instead spending vast amounts of his money on developing an escape plan to Mars. This isn’t about protecting Amazon’s profits or keeping Jeff Bezos’ personal wealth intact. This is about…

Oh yeah - - you can’t call a useless presidential advisor a feckless cunt, because the naughty word is always worse than conspiring to allow foreign interference in our elections.

A four letter word crosses the line but boot licking subservience and attacking the most vulnerable is acceptable?

“children in the audience.”

I really wish the people who think that having health care be run by a vast government bureaucracy would be a bad thing would get it through their heads that it’s already run by a vast bureaucracy, only this one is split into fiefdoms intended to maximize the amount of health care dollars that go into the pockets of…

There was a six month period of my life where about 85-90% of my emails started with “per my previous email” and I wanted to kill everyone I came in contact with. It took everything in my body not to just say, “I told you this would happen you fucking idiots.” or “Pay attention. I don’t write this shit for my health.”

Real talk, Neil is a fucking asshole. I know folks who went to elementary school with him and they said even then before Doogie Howser he was a fucking spoiled brat. Nice to know he’s consistent.

I felt that on a deep emotional level. #BeenThere

Oh my god. Her response really is absolutely perfect.