He brought his own bald eagle custard, natch.

Weird times at FoxNews...

You would expect someone who still likes Trump to go beyond the large number on his tweet?

Oh Donny...that poll is NOT something you want people looking at....

This is a good stance. Sure, it sucks that Stewart (and probably many others in the comedy world) didn’t care to believe this. But I’m not going to condemn Stewart for not investigating these stories about his friend. I’ll give him some credit for not trying to defend him at all now and at least acknowledging he…

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE IT IS IN FACT BOTH SORDID AND SORTED

I understand that Deadspin has a sorted past of posting dong shots, but I think they’re consistently the best of the neo-Gawker sites as far as journalism goes. In between posts about bears and dogs (WHO ARE BOTH VERY GOOD AND COOL, don’t get me wrong), Deadspin has some seriously great investigative pieces and real…

That’s so cute. But then why is he seemingly so mean and weird to her whenever she says this stuff irl? His behavior confuses me.

Yes! I’ve re-watched The Office a lot over the years and my conclusion is that Jim is a bully who uses his ‘aw shucks’ looks to get out of shit. And the actor made a conscious decision to star in that fucking Benghazi movie FFS.

No, no, he gave them the house key, they just walk right in.

Mueller has them. GOP legislators threatened Mueller if he looked into “old real estate dealings.”

I can see him chewing on the drywall now.

Remember when Trump leaked top secret Israeli intelligence to the Russians in the Oval Office (where he banned U.S. media but allowed an official Kremlin photographer)?

Four times in a row. This calls for a celebration cake.

Look, these are just two sides of the same coin.

“White Identity Extremists”?

I can tell you right now you won’t hear from the Governor’s Office.

How long before right-wing talk radio starts saying all those miscarried babies were actually fetal crisis actors?

I’m wondering why some volunteers nearby don’t stand out in front of their storefront with a big sign that says “Not Planned Parenthood, that is across the street. This is not a doctor’s office, it is Pro Forced Birth agenda driven.”. The way those fuckwads picket Planned Parenthood. And do it by standing as…

Fuck these people. My mom casually mentioned today she got an abortion 6 years before I was born. She did not think of it as a big deal then or now. I’m on medication that means if I get pregnant the fetus will be severely affected and my doctor has told me if I do, I should call in to schedule an abortion (we also…