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I thought I recognized you.

Excuse me, but I am available for this job. I am 1/10986522480976643124th as offensive as Scott Disick and won’t leave the place in a shambles, either.

Beat me to it, Gella. I’m starting to think that playing Frank Underwood wasn’t too much of a stretch for him either. No wait, I always thought that playing Frank Underwood wasn’t too much of a stretch for him.

They’ve called the race for Roem (and Northam). I am so proud of my neighbors a few dozen miles North of me. Still waiting my district’s delegate’s race results. But still pretty stoked at the moment. Will of course be super pissed at VA’s Dem party if Fairfax loses because they didn’t support him enough, but I’ll

Yea no....this embarrassing scene should have been enough to know that fake ass white chicks with blaccents might not be what’s selling right now.

OT: The Drive By Truckers are releasing The Perilous Night as a single in honor of Election Day and Patterson Hood summed up the problem with the Trump is Good for Art argument:

I think that I will make myself a bowl of gnocchi Bolognese and eat it in my family room in front of my big ass brick fireplace with a real oak mantle.

Eat the bolognese! Do not make life a joyless slog surrounded by fake wood and fake bricks!

Sometimes when you stare into the void, the void thinks Santa just is white.

I’m still waiting to find out what’s wrong with the Bolognese. And until faux veneer advocate Megyn Kelly tells me specifically what is wrong with the Bolognese, I’m going to keep ordering the gnocchi Bolognese because it’s fucking delicious and she’s a Wrong Wrongerson who can’t even spot fake brick at point blank

Poor Marilu Henner, destined to remember every detail of every excruciating moment on this show. FOREVER. Sometimes gifts are curses.

Megyn Kelly Wardrobe Wall - 9/25/17-11/07/17

It seems like so many men think that if they don’t have a burning, all-consuming hatred for women in the forefront of their conscious brains, that this automatically means that they respect women. Like, if they don’t actually think the words “what a fucking cunt” they are okay.

No I’m not! Fuck you!

Why is everyone roasting the AV Club for this? It is the right thing to do and even if they are not the Times or The Post, it still matters.

No, as this removes our reviews from the media and publicity cycle.