I went to college in the redwoods and cross-country ski in Sequoia National Park on those increasingly rare occasions when it snows there. I am no expert on the metric system, but 30 meters is obviously a lot taller than I thought.

Have you ever seen Paul McCartney and that obviously fake doppelgänger who sings Kisses on the Bottom in the same room at the same time? The answer is no, and the reason should be obvious.

David Byrne is clearly in on the conspiracy. He orders everyone to turn around 365 degrees, and then burn down the house. Think about it— it makes PERFECT sense.

David Byrne is clearly in on the conspiracy. He orders everyone to turn around 365 degrees, and then burn down the house. Think about it— it makes PERFECT sense.

I go to a lot of minor league baseball games, and ALL owners of small-market teams look like Amanda Peet. Except that they are short, fat, old, unbeautiful, and male.

Sexpolitive couples are the worst.

Yeah, but they had to edit out the end credits of Rogue One and the opening crawl of Star Wars. That kind of technical expertise doesn't come cheap.

That's good enough for me.

Trump is far too lazy and stupid to be a fascist leader. He has no ideology and no idea what he wants to accomplish, beyond self-aggrandizement. Now Ted Cruz, on the other hand, that guy is one scary Canadian.

The difference being that Jane Fonda actually did sit in an anti-aircraft gun battery outside of Hanoi, and laughed while she pretended to shoot down American planes. Like most young people at the time, I was vocally against the war in Vietnam, but I also thought that Fonda's behavior was unforgivable.

During the Cuban Missile Crisis, when it looked like we were all screwed, my dad told us all that if we got nuked, we were all going to drive up to a nearby mountaintop to watch the world end. His logic was that if we were all going to die anyway, we might as well watch it happen, because it was going to be…

Agreed— once through is enough for most of the first year's efforts.

The Screaming Skull and The Head That Wouldn't Die were standards on late night horror shows like Fright Night in the 1970s.

Season 7 was, on the whole, terrible. But I kind of like Nick's characterization of The First as a concept rather than a true enemy. Buffy vs. Jury Duty popped into my mind.

Professional liars like KC are like terrorists— they have to keep topping themselves or it doesn't work anymore. That has to be stressful after awhile.

That is the saddest admission that I have ever heard.

My role was even more limited when we played Spice Girls. I always had to be their manager, and yell at everyone to lose weight.

Spells are like red kryptonite— they only work once. Or some lame reason like that.

But his radioactive breath is pretty awesome.

I am beginning to suspect that Donald Trump just might be a liar.