Donny Osmond has really let himself go.

I guess I can see your point, but I thought that he was honest and funny. If the game is ignore, hang with, or kill, I would definitely pick hang with.

As long as everyone is just spitballing here, I would toss in Kolchak: The Night Stalker as a possible direct influence on Buffy.

Somewhere in her attic, Kellyanne Conway has a painting of herself that looks younger every day.

One of the surest signs of the decline of American civilization is how few people read Thurber any more. Thurber Carnival is my favorite "sick" book, that I re-read whenever I am diseased or injured and need some mental therapy.

I'm roosting for her, but I've gotta go now— omelette.

I looked more like Sgt. Schultz.

As my wife likes to say, that was interesting for about ten seconds.

I have never been much of a Vacation fan, but when I saw it, I just assumed that it was confirmation that Clark is an idiot. He has a hot wife, but can't help but lust after a blonde temptress.

From reading this article, I discovered that Gwen Ihnat has some serious personal problems that she should attend to immediately.

She came in dead last.

That's exactly what my parents said many years ago, and we never saw them again.

"Read a book!" was Handy's line in The Tick. Para(phrasing!):

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!!!!

Don't be silly. He was watching Star Trek— TOS, TNG, and/or Voyager.

I hope that it is not too early to register my hatred of the stupid-as-hell term, "woke."

Seriously, the one thing that you will learn from any psych experiment is that psychologists are professional liars.

Twins!

For some of us, he never went away.

I don't understand the intended audience for that commercial. Younger people have no idea who Spuds MacKenzie is, and older viewers know from hard-earned experience that Bud Light sucks.