This movie has been done almost perfectly twice already, once in Japanese and once in English, and there is no way to top the iconic soundtrack in the latter.

Plus, they got a faith-based exemption that allows Jedi Enterprises, Ltd. to refuse to provide space contraceptives for women.

It's a little family-run galaxy far far away.

Travis Bickle here will be happy to answer all of your questions about hypocrisy through the weekend, ladies and gentlemen.

Is it bad form to add a tag to my own comment? Just a quick, second-hand story. A friend of mine was a small cog on the set of Tropic Thunder. She said that Ben Stiller could not have been a bigger or more arrogant asshole in dealing with the crew, and that RD, Jr. could not have been nicer. She came in as a…

He sounds pretty reasonable to me. Self-interested, but understandable and not entirely mercenary.

Give me some good reasons to buy more than the occasional track these days. Mainstream music sucks— all autotune and corporate songwriting, crappy hiphop, and godawful country. All disposable and endlessly recycled beats. There just isn't much good in popular music nowadays, and it doesn't matter what age you are.

It only makes sense when you KNOW that there is at least one E in the puzzle, and you suspect that there might be one or two more in key places that would actually help you solve the puzzle.

I know that you are joking, but every time we go to France, I am always pleasantly surprised by how perfectly nice pretty much everyone is— even in Paris.

God forbid that anyone who has been in a war zone ever exaggerates the danger they were in, or their bravery.

On the up side, Brian Williams honestly and sincerely loves dogs. I forgive a lot of sins on that basis. Hitler, maybe not. But Brian Williams— yeah, he's cool.

I have avoided commenting on this article out of pure spite.

Maybe my favorite all-time movie, and I am now going to have to read the novella.

That's easy for you to say in your Ivory tower.

I think that he probably meant to write that he was tired of commoners thinking that musicians are enlightened. No more than any other god, anyway.

I guess that I have a dissenter's view of the man and the movie.

Count me in— I would pay to see that movie.

I'm with you— I don't get the attraction. If Google offers to black hole my search history forever and lets me begin again with a certified clean slate every year, I'm in.

Benedict Cumberbatch does the best Michael Caine impression I have ever seen. So that apparently qualifies him to join the team.

We named our beloved and sadly departed German shepherd after his St. Elsewhere character— Boomer.