He has been writing it every day— it's about time he gave it a final look and just published the damn thing.

Reading make head hurt. Reading bad. Reading for losers. Watch TV. TV good.

Ahh, just another lie, Minnelli.

What's up with the Super Karate Monkey clip? It's just an endless ad for some motivational idiot— I can't tell if it's a joke or not, but two things that I know for sure: it never seems to end, and it is totally lame.

I'm with you, pal. It is one of the few Beatles songs I cannot stand— two notes in and I'm reaching for the mute and station select keys.

I think you were thinking of Lennon's Across the Universe, which was Spectorized to mixed reviews among the boys.

He is from the South, but not of the South. Born in Arkansas, moved to California before he turned 2. I hadn't even thought of his name as being regional, but it makes sense.

My dad's official name is Billy, and he has managed to live with it for 87 years and counting. Of course he is secure in his identity and not a douchebag, so the two cases might not be comparable.

It probably wasn't original (I can't be bothered to google it), but I liked Sheen's line about why he was so fond of prostitutes: you don't pay them for sex, you pay them to go away.

And keep hydrated. But you're right— no cure, you're just trying to minimize the damage.

Hey, I know you. You're that guy with two friends and a boat, not to mention your dog.

I just dropped by to make sure that PG Wodehouse made the list.

Don't bother— in my experience you just get second degree burns, lots of electric shocks, fingers stuck together, and a jumbled pile of half-melted mess with glue and paint smeared all over the place. Apparently, building cool movie models requires some degree of artistic talent. Who knew?

It's amazing to me how many roles in great shows he has had in a relatively short time.

I hated this movie when it came out. To be fair, I was young, and it was an unhappy choice to serve as the opening act of a double-feature, the second film being Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. The brief nude scene, the title song (a saccharine hit) and an otherwise completely sucky movie is all I really…

Matthew Weiner has trademarked the name "Peg." Expect to hear from his lawyer.

CAN YOU HEAR IT NOW?????

Wheel approve Noble message. Wheel invent 4/4 time. And wheel. Wheel sue everyone.

Hey, great party, man….

This is literally the only reason we subscribe to SiriusXM. It's a one-station network as far as we are concerned, which makes it an extremely expensive proposition.