Classicfm, out of the UK. Light, popular classical music, usually just the best bits rather than the entire work. The best background music ever, plus news on the hour. A bit repetitive, but it's still wonderful.

Kelly McGillis was traded to the other team.

Listing your favorite female web artists seems like listing your favorite indie bands. Maximum points if:

Hey, Poindexter, when I signed on today I didn't sign up for a logic class.

California inspired him to get the hell out of Ohio.

Ward Cleaver is the clear answer for me. Happily, my dad was pretty much a Ward Cleaver, and my mom was a working-mom version of June, minus the pearls. I had a very happy childhood.

Yeah, but it's Kristen Schaal, so presumably he immediately kills himself, and it's a wrap.

Crossover! Does Ripley Dream of Electric Sheep?

Matt Jefferies designed it the way that we know it. But when they took it in to show Gene Roddenberry, they had problems with the model because of the way that it was weighted, and it flipped upside down. Roddenberry loved the upside-down version, and Jefferies had to convince him otherwise.

I have the flu, even as I type this.

Which was way, way, way better than either Terrence Howard or John Travolta.

This year's show was even more boring than last year's. It wasn't NPH's fault— just endlessly lame speeches, bad production numbers, mediocre songs. Nothing funny (or even clever) or otherwise memorable. Just a yawnfest, and a vague feeling of personal guilt that I sat through the entire thing. A bottle of wine…

Is this an origin story? By the end of the clip the kid looks like Li'l Scarface.

Can someone explain Valentine's actions when the window is broken?

Get me another goddamn bottle of Petrus '55, peon!

Yeah— I don't really have a problem with your argument in principle. People ought to know better by now.

I would be more sympathetic to your argument if cigarette companies didn't spend so many years and so many millions of dollars trying to convince everyone that the facts are lies and their lies are facts.

I'm over Nacho Grande.

WHAT ABOUT FIREFLY????

I would much rather read the AV discussion board than 50 Shades of Gray.