Shouldn't the time have stopped at 4:20? Street cred is all in the details, man.

I'm sure that this has been said, but it needs to be said and re-said: Blade Runner makes no sense dramatically if Deckard is a Replicant. (Or skin-job if you want to be racist).

Hey, where's Community?

As seen on 60 Minutes: our nuclear missile force still uses ancient computer programs and floppy disks to complement our erect missiles.

I don't know, Todd— you are getting a little up there in years to be so condescending to grandparents.

There is no such thing as synchronicity or coincidence. There is only conspiracy. Wake up, people!

Eric Adams put his stack in upside down. If he had just turned them over he could have fit ten more into his mouth.

New Coke WAS Pepsi. That was the real problem.

I am currently pitching a successor series to 24, which will follow my typically amazing day when I have to get from my home to the corner 7-11, and back with piping hot coffee and maybe a hot dog.

Lockheed.

WWI, WWII, WWF, Wii— they're all interchangeable.

So the takeaway from Eden Express is that LSD is the fast train to Harvard Medical School?

He's big-boned. In every way, obviously.

OK, I haven't seen this one, but I don't see how Cousin Cousine couldn't at least be in the running. And don't call me Shirley.

It could be worse— you could have said that Community sucks. Then you would have had AV Clubbers with real clubs and torches attacking your house.

The kids were not born ready.

I eat meat, whole milk, butter, cream, lambs' tears, and basically anything I can get my hands on, except vegetables, at every meal. And I have never had a sinus infection in my life. That seems to be the litmus test of a healthy diet, according to one famous neuroscientist/actress, and I like that low bar.

Yeah, kids are just takers. Parenting is like welfare— it just makes them soft and dependent. All that whining about mommy do this and daddy give me that.

There are few comedies less funny than Maude.

If the South Park movie was still in theatrical release, they would probably use the Awful Reviews poster.