They can't do that.

Has the series solved the mystery of when Don Draper fathered Michael Steadman?

Doop is no Lockheed.

Changing the name of a movie that old is lame. Like changing the pronunciation of Halley's comet or reclassifying Pluto as a dwarf planet.

There's a sequel to Loving Teenagers With Sodomy?

Sungenis has restored my faith that I can be a great scientist. It's not nearly as hard to do as I thought.

Cooter's cousin.

Split the difference and go with Stewart Copeland.

The only thing I really enjoyed about this article was the fact that Erik Adams is apparently going to get to know Dobie Gillis. And he had better not mess it up.

They gave themselves an A? That's not right. But it's nice to know that the AV Club grading thing is catching on.

You had me at Olivia Williams, but lost me at Terrence Howard.

The European version is much more sophisticated than the American version.

Burndon D. Mission?

At least it was for a good cause. Thanks, guys.

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road marked the end of my active Elton John fandom. At the time it was released I just thought it was a terrible album, and it's beginning to look like I am never going to change my mind about that.

In that picture, Andy Daly looks exactly like Fred Dryer. I figured that was why Dwight was shoving a football at him. You might be able to tell that I rarely watched The Office….

You say brilliant, but you mean adorable.

Live Through This is terrific. I have it paired with Last Splash on a playlist, and it makes a pretty great double album when I am on the road.

Only people who can read will like these books.

1. Rooster Cogburn.
2. Frank Furillo did not have things straightened out before Hill Street started. He fell off the wagon at least once during the show's run.