Car bumper stickers are the spiritual successor to these: https://www.citylab.com/design/2013/05/lost-art-luggage-labels/5652/

I routinely buy the food bennies card from my friends, or their friends, cousins... For 50 cent on the dollar.

“Cyber Stalking?” Pfft! Back in my day we had to actually stalk the girls we were obsessed with.

Your son is an excellent liar, and an expert at saying things you want to hear.

Tasteless and bad, but really just humor.

If the thing was babied so much, why did he swap out all the internals?

For 14 large you can get a Mustang GT! Or a really nice FiST.

These are the “old” models that are no longer classified. That’s the only reason video is available.

6k can get you a variety of much nicer options.

It’s all good. Wear it like a badge...

In my neighborhood, errybody drive they Mercedes around with they high beams on so they don’t get a ticket for having a headlight out.

Except as a former owner of a Jeep Wrangler, I can testify that the ad is complete bullshit.

I spend a great deal of time in the outdoors, and everywhere that I’ve seen people off-roading recreationally, they absolutely tear up the land, and the creek beds without any hesitation.

Mustang IIs were absolute garbage.

Satire not clear enough? Maybe.

Ermahgad! Those Republicans killed all the baby Hummouses!

No. Only a fucking weirdos does that kind of shit.

I bet you dig Marxist pizza.

Culinary purity is our highest goal. Only then will we have perfected the Master Taste.

The existence of competitive eaters proves you wrong.