As long as you avoid the Salmon Mousse you’ll be alright.

Indeed. Let’s take nutritional advice from a dude named “Death.”

True. Anything else is “Fake Ice Cream.” Which is far more damaging to our sovereignty than “Fake News.”

“I can’t with any sweetener...”

For this comment, a star is not enough. So I award you a giant, steaming bowl of Korean Golden Retriever Soup.

Since the cars themselves will be basically silent, teams could hook up some bomb speakers and blast Van Halen as they drive the course.

The Beatles were fine musicians. Also very harmoniously complex for pop music. Great singers. Ground breaking creators and actual artists.

Irresponsible speculation that should never have been connected to this piece. But it’s just the typical smear story the DS specializes in.

Got news for ‘ya. Everyone makes noise as they eat. EVERYONE! Even you.

I don’t let my SO eat those garbage snacks. Can’t have a fat girlfriend—uh-ah...

Life long Pirates fan here, and I can say the owners are full of shit. In our case, Nutting and Coonly have been flat out lying to the fans in all public statements.

Sadly, this is the story of the robber barons.

How about every time I go into an Auto Zone or an Advance. They’re so routinely understaffed that I can never get out of there in under 45 minutes.

Please tell me that this roadster is just a cover for a military space weapon, or a secret satellite.

Think he just wants to bone his Pops...

Like a happy concentration camp survivor.

93.7 the Fan, in Pgh., reported a rumor on their p.m. drive show that Butler was caught coming in long after curfew. With weed.

Definitely a catch, as was the Jesse James catch that got stolen

Trade in value on this car in pristine, original condition is about $1475.00.