Starred for creepy devotion.

Saw a Nismo Juke on the parkway this a.m. being smoothly sliced through traffic by a stunning brunette!

Nismo all things.

Recent evidence suggests that Christ drove a mini van. All those apostles you know.

Easy there boss. If the readers don’t keep this crew on their toes, then who will?

Starred for awesome American progressive rock reference.

Number 1 should be “people who commit crimes.”

Actually, prison rape is too good for this @ ass hole. If he did this to me? He’d be a dead man as soon as I healed up.

Starred for brilliance

Eff “annual,” they should make a weekend event out of it. Every weekend.

Starredas the single most stupid post on this thread.

Think you getting real bent over a 2min minor that happens on every shift of every game across the league.

Really how weird is it that this dudes spying on you? you got some funny burns in tho.

Not dirty. Just defending himself. All top Sixers play this way.

IDK, I think dudes hilarious. You need to call fire dept.

Just give it up, dude just burned you hard.

Methinks you got “torched” on this one. Perhaps a double dram of Jaimeson and a pint of Guiness will set you right, but it’s hard to see something that inherently good as proper penance.

Too bad he’s not a Steeler. This would have been all hushed up by the media, and it would’ve plead down to a summary offense with a slap on the wrist.

And given the chance, you’d hit it again.

I know, right? Since when is $10,000 a bargain for an old economy car?