Maybe not. But being that the outcome was his death, I’d say being unarmed was a strategy that failed.

Too bad the Rooney Cartel doesn’t own the Pirates. Otherwise, this would be pleaded down to a “summary” offense, and the local media would run a week’s worth of “character” stories about him.

Ironed and STARCHED!

Hhhhh

But she’s not a boy.

Because “she’s” a wrestler. She. And she should most certainly be allowed to compete, as a female without doping.

Indeed, she has every right to compete. As a biological female without doping.

Looking for the sports angle here... Can’t seem to find it. This is Deadspin, right?

Too bad he’s not a Steeler. The Rooney’s would have made a phone call, the whole thing would have been pled down to a summary offense and the media would spend a week running “character” stories about what a good, misunderstood man he is.

Or you can steal some crab legs from the grocery and go on a rape-spree. Just make sure you be loving you some Jesus!

That’s one of the saddest things I’ve ever read. That someone believes the “Hut” makes pizza.

Too bad he’s the UK. Stateside, he could re-paint that ride an even more offensive color and hang out behind the bushes with 12 gauge full of rock salt.

Paranoid much. It’s just a way to facilitate legal sales of a legal product when a private business irrationally forbids such transactions.

Would love to see the Singer treatment on a VW Beetle! Ultimate luxury, performance sleeper.

I remember reading that one of the primary reasons that this car didn’t sell well was that marketing research indicated that women objected to the name. It reminded them of a gynecologist appointment. This is a real thing.

Ah, sorry. But it’s not a Bimmer.

This is an auto enthusiast blog. For Heaven’s sake, can we just leave the unhinged, wing nut hate to the other Gawker sites? If I wanted to read yet another parroting of uninformed opinion, I’ll go to WaPo or the NY Times.

AutoBooty.

Will it have retractable machine guns, and an ejection seat?

You win all internets!