I thought everyone knew this saying. Like, in my hometown, our official motto is, "Maybe Next Year."

It's so weird. There's this thing you can do to remove some of the uncertainty and investigate the evidence ... what is it? What is it? OH YEAH. A TRIAL.

False equivalency alert! Honorary degrees are quite apart from earned degrees. This ends our False Equivalency Alert.

Cornering someone in public, in front of a crowd, and hitting them with a surprise marriage proposal is not romantic. It is cruel, and a little bit manipulative ("they'll totally be less likely to say no in front of all these people!"). I really wish this would become A Thing That Never Happens Again.

An incredible photo gallery of this otter pup came through on Election Night at like 11:30 p.m. and I don't think I've ever posted anything to the [local news] site I work for faster in my LIFE.

On the contrary: I'd figure that all the Hundred Years War widows would be a good excuse to allow for polygamy / legal mistresses / other such BS. I mean: not to mention that ye olde medieval war widows would be "sorority chick" age anyway, since people often married at 15 or so back then. I can just imagine this...

"They were men and women who were discriminated against"

I think I once read on a blog that said something to the tune of, in a healthy BDSM relationship, it's the submissive partner that holds the most power. It's like taking a taxi, the Dom may be driving, but it's the Sub who decides where to go and when to get off.

Woah, Jesus doesn't want to see your shoulders.... Whore.

Jane Austin's novels primarily concern plucky young women having to choose between dashing alt-country singers and earnest Java developers all the while set in the glamorous backdrop of a three hour line-up for BBQ.

I can just imagine her Bridezillas episode. It will be epic.

The best movie about the Plagues of Egypt remains "The Abominable Doctor Phibes."

"What have I always believed? That on the whole, and by and large, if a man lived properly, not according to what any priests said, but according to what seemed decent and honest inside, then it would, at the end, more or less, turn out all right."

Boy, you sure showed me. Calling me "dummy." And yes, that is how insurance works. Premiums are part of your compensation package. Your employer doesn't pay for them out of the goodness of their heart. I make a certain amount, but I don't see all that money. Because fully 1/3 of my compensation goes to my health…

I think the more accurate question is "what didn't she do to her face?"

Brb getting out the sewing machine and some pool noodles.

She can have the boys. Some of us are more into men. ; )

Federally recognized tribes on reservations do have tribal sovereignty from the federal government and are, to certain extents, considered to be their own nations. So, that is kind of out of the country.

The Royals are coming (sans Princess Shinylocks, sadly)!!!!