I'm no expert, but this is how I understand it. It's weird. At the time, an unmarried rabbi would have been highly unusual. Unless Jesus was an Essene, which he might have been, and many Essenes were celibate.

He was an entertaining wrestler but speaking and mentally he was basically the wrestling equivalent of a Doc Bronner's Soap bottle.

I wish Caprica hadn't had the albatross of everyone waiting for Space Opera dogfights. It was exploring a totally different area and I thought it had a lot of potential.

A second season of Dracula?

Whoa. A fantasy world loosely based on Medieval English history has a Shakespeare-ish writer making a Richard III out of the historical Tyrion. Martin is getting pretty meta.

So let me get this straight, if this actually happens, then I, as a JennyMcarthian, can deny my employees vaccine coverage due to me believing it causes autism?

So offensive. I'm 31 years of age, unmarried, and am NOT a "spinster-in-training". I am a MASTER SPINSTER. I have a doctorate in spinsterology, with a minor in feline sociology and a magnificent library of romance novels.

she calls unmarried 35-year-olds "spinsters-in-training"

Pirate this woman's book to hate read?

THIS!!!!!

I'm not going to pull any punches: I'm a size 16 and have the money to spend. WTF won't you take my money? Why should I be forced to purchase online? Do you think I'm too fat to want to actually try on clothes before I buy them? I'm forced into Talbot Woman (big bucks there) and other high end stores. I worry…

" Oh, I may be on the side of the apples... but don't think for one second that I am one of them."

African Grey slave here. Rescued her when I was 12...twenty years later...still awaiting my freedom.

Parrots are the true supreme rulers. I live to serve my cockatiels.

Parrots live longer than people. I do believe it is the Pope that is being blessed.

Times like this I really miss Ann Richards and Molly Ivins. Miss Molly would have those Faux News asshats for lunch.

My coworker brought up the excellent point that the original piece in the Dallas Morning news was written by a man and edited by two men. WHO'S SURPRISED?

He's Canadian, so maybe it was maple flavored sizzurp?

OMG my new hero.

I really don't understand why every single place has to be child-friendly now. Can there be SOME places where adults can expect to be able to go and be away from children? Is that so horrible? That's not saying your child is horrible, or disgusting, or needs to die. Just that we should still be able to have SOME…