I'm no expert, but this is how I understand it. It's weird. At the time, an unmarried rabbi would have been highly unusual. Unless Jesus was an Essene, which he might have been, and many Essenes were celibate.

He was an entertaining wrestler but speaking and mentally he was basically the wrestling equivalent of a Doc Bronner's Soap bottle.

So let me get this straight, if this actually happens, then I, as a JennyMcarthian, can deny my employees vaccine coverage due to me believing it causes autism?

So offensive. I'm 31 years of age, unmarried, and am NOT a "spinster-in-training". I am a MASTER SPINSTER. I have a doctorate in spinsterology, with a minor in feline sociology and a magnificent library of romance novels.

she calls unmarried 35-year-olds "spinsters-in-training"

Pirate this woman's book to hate read?

THIS!!!!!

I'm not going to pull any punches: I'm a size 16 and have the money to spend. WTF won't you take my money? Why should I be forced to purchase online? Do you think I'm too fat to want to actually try on clothes before I buy them? I'm forced into Talbot Woman (big bucks there) and other high end stores. I worry…

African Grey slave here. Rescued her when I was 12...twenty years later...still awaiting my freedom.

Parrots are the true supreme rulers. I live to serve my cockatiels.

Parrots live longer than people. I do believe it is the Pope that is being blessed.

Times like this I really miss Ann Richards and Molly Ivins. Miss Molly would have those Faux News asshats for lunch.

My coworker brought up the excellent point that the original piece in the Dallas Morning news was written by a man and edited by two men. WHO'S SURPRISED?

He's Canadian, so maybe it was maple flavored sizzurp?

OMG my new hero.

Well he didn't dox the guests like some chefs so it's not *AS* bad? I don't approve of the practice either but I do like that it forces people to consider their etiquette and how it contributes to the environment they are in.

I really don't understand why every single place has to be child-friendly now. Can there be SOME places where adults can expect to be able to go and be away from children? Is that so horrible? That's not saying your child is horrible, or disgusting, or needs to die. Just that we should still be able to have SOME…

Right? I could have put vegetables in that jar. OR JAM. DOES NO ONE THINK OF THE JAM?

I would like to make an addition to the "annoying things about the mason jar trend" is going to a restaurant and getting my water in a mason jar instead of a glass. Why!? It's not preserved water, I just saw you pour it, I'm not going to put a lid back on it and save it, WHY IS IT IN A JAR?!

My mother actually has a vendetta against Pinterest because of the mason jar situation. She cans veggies and preserves and things out of her garden and she blames Pinterest for driving up the price of mason jars in the store and making them harder to find at yard sales. As she says "not only are they making them more…