An Open Letter to The AV Club Commentariat

OH MY GOD! The AV Club has disbanded!
*Dives out nearest window*

Archmaester "In this Citadel we go by the book"

This pardon is written on a cocktail napkin and it still says guilty.

I don't use the word 'hero' very often…

Note: XBox One X died on the way back to its home planet.

When gimmick posters roamed free.

To me, it seems like the 'ends justify the means' justifications for both McGills are bone-deep. Jimmy can justify his stunts or indiscretions as serving some overarching plan and Chuck likewise.

You can have my Coke when you pry it from my cold, diabetic hands!

Yay fellow poker degenerate!

I don't care about our dignity and I don't care about keeping this place clean.

Heydrich: I don't think they're giving enough information, fuhrer.

Bears and Devos always travel together.
Just look at them, walking through the wooded forest, paw in fin.

Those egg council creeps got to you too, eh?

Laying there with his fucking …all types of fucking cheese coming out his fuckin.

Lose interest/ watching is more chore than it's worth is frequent for me.

Somewhat off-topic but JB Smoove slayed me on Conan.

33: Will never not be a part of a truly
bizarre Conan segment.

Chizza ad campaign:
-Smash your intestines with cinderblocks
-And the survey says you're fed!
-Comin out ya ass like a sorceress
-Better than getting ya nuts smashed by a spiked fuckin bat

No, you jerk; I've got my hands full with this falafel.