Sad, Blatter, the leaks have started.

At that point I would perceive it as a threat, so yes, I would take it more seriously.

Since when did she get male counterparts? Don’t tell me she swapped with Bruce Jenner...

What kind of pies do you make with asparagus? Leek tarts, maybe?

He meant the Mama’s and the Papa’s, but his spellchecker was born too late.

I live on an assortment of leafy green lettuce. Not a huge kale fan.

The WNBA is so anti domestic violence they suspended a player for being a victim of it.

Right or wrong, it’s hard to take anyone seriously after you’ve seen their butthole.

Sign over door at USWNT practice facility: “ Abandon Hope all ye who enter here...”

I keep forgetting that Hope Solo isn’t an upcoming Star Wars character.

Most damning, however, is this:

Cubs*

Double secret probation.

“I’m going to call your parents. and this is going on your Permanent Record”

Editor’s all went on strike after the onionization passed.

“mommy’s and daddy’s”? We’re pluralizing with apostrophes on Deadspin now?

It’s uplifting to know there are investigative reporters around who doggedly construct paper trails that expose corruption (of which many insiders are aware but don’t disturb for fear of losing a meal ticket, or worse).

The first sentence very nicely captures what’s rotten at the top of FIFA.

Sounds like our summer entertainment will include -