I live on an assortment of leafy green lettuce. Not a huge kale fan.

The WNBA is so anti domestic violence they suspended a player for being a victim of it.

Right or wrong, it’s hard to take anyone seriously after you’ve seen their butthole.

Sign over door at USWNT practice facility: “ Abandon Hope all ye who enter here...”

I keep forgetting that Hope Solo isn’t an upcoming Star Wars character.

Most damning, however, is this:

Cubs*

Double secret probation.

“I’m going to call your parents. and this is going on your Permanent Record”

Editor’s all went on strike after the onionization passed.

“mommy’s and daddy’s”? We’re pluralizing with apostrophes on Deadspin now?

I suppose the 94-year old Baby Ruth has deliberately been left out of the discussion due to fears that someone will excavate an original from the bowels of their grandparents’ freezer and send it to you.

Diana - As a commenter noted (in connection with Jennings’ investigation of FIFA), the document requests to Tennessee you set in motion were a good example of using public document laws to get to revealing documents.

Yes, it sounds like JW will spill the beans and most of his guts before this is all over.

Yes, requesting public documents is participatory, not a spectator, sport.

Some folks just can’t digest it.

No, I think he told his hired help to take his Buick and go buy him some Funyuns, but all he got was a stinking US newspaper that never tells the truth about anything. Sheesh!

It’s uplifting to know there are investigative reporters around who doggedly construct paper trails that expose corruption (of which many insiders are aware but don’t disturb for fear of losing a meal ticket, or worse).

The first sentence very nicely captures what’s rotten at the top of FIFA.

Sounds like our summer entertainment will include -