Do American punk men write to tell you that you are their hero and offer you green card opportunities?

Why do these people do these genre of news-segment-filler feats?

Yeah. Exactly.

Why is soccer full of inauthentic, effeminate, injury-faking lily wads?

Deadspin would have killed it if Emma did a video series, in that dress, with her spinning top / wiggling pear dance, to start off each episode.

Tim Cook is just not the slave-driver that Jobs was.

This is nice. We have a nice swarm of Flukeistas this afternoon.