Unwashed post-Crossfit taint Donald Trump*.

Puke-crusted sponge mop Donald Trump.

I like the new Nyquil ad - “Dads don’t take days off, dads get Nyquil.” Men = parents too FTW.

I love the aggressively inclusive Swiffer commercials!

As the mother of 2 boys, I’m becoming very aware of the weird way we teach them things. At my son’s playgroup a dad got super angry at his son when he got into a tussle with a little girl over a toy. He was yelling “you never hit a girl” at his kid. And I was just thinking “Dude, why not teach him not to hit ANYONE.”

Is it weird that I feel like this is okay? Like, it should be taught as part of language classes and middle school classes and to everyone everywhere.

I love how molesting a bunch of little girls (mainly his sisters, one of whom was only 5) is not as bad as the cheating. Raise your hand if you’d much, much, rather you found out your spouse cheated on you than sexually abused a number of kids? I might be hurt about cheating, but I could see working past it. I would…

I am also pro-choice, and I concur....once the baby is out and separate from the mother, it is it’s own person. and “finishing the abortion” (i.e. killing a newborn) should count as murder. The reason I am pro-choice is because a woman gets to determine what happens to her body, and I believe the baby counts as an…

Honestly, some of the comments on this post are downright fucking chilling. I’m a passionately pro-choice person, but I also have known a few preemie kids in my life, born at 24, 25, 26 weeks. This is a little tiny baby in a terrible situation and I feel horribly for him AND his mother, who clearly is fighting a…

Jesus fucking christ, “finish the abortion”? He’s a BABY. He was born ALIVE. And I am 1,000% pro-choice. But once you are born and viable, you are your own person with the right to a shot at life. My best friend has a 5 year old who was born at 26 weeks and weighed 1.5 pounds. He’s a fucking miracle. Shame on you.

Hey, absolutely not. The baby was alive, if sick. A preemie. DOC would be to help mom with hemorrhage and provide intensive care to the baby.

Why would they resuscitate it? Are you fucking kidding?

Awwwww!

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

Sometimes I see Celine??

Is Glenn Dead? Is Rick Dead? Will Rick chop off his hand? Tune in next week for a 90 min Morgan flashback and none of these answers

No mention of Jacen Solo and Darth Cadeus? Damn, that's cold, son.