“...I’m sure he could have readily convinced a blackout drunk girl to have sex with him...”

Fallin, an anti-abortion Republican, vetoed the bill today because she didn’t believe it could withstand an (inevitable) legal challenge,

This is not how I was expecting this story to end.

I actually sat thru this stoopid song so I could gaze wistfully at Ashley Graham.

I don’t think that’s an equivalent comparison. Men and women can have and enjoy sex for decades after age 60. Sex doesn’t only happen for the sole purpose of recreation.

I just spent $250. Was $360 before all my discounts kicked in, though, so, win!!

Dear GOP,

Margaret Atwood was a fucking prophet.

Nope.

I have a very good friend from the north of Ireland (not Northern Ireland, just on the boarder), and she is a lesbian. I showed her an episode of The Duggars and she was suitably horrified. Upon seeing Joy Anna appear on screen she shouted, “Oh no, oh dear - oh that poor wee lesbian child! Let’s find her and help…

I thought of the scene in Walking Dead when they capture Rick and Carl and start talking about how they’re going to rape Carl, and as the guy starts going toward Carl, tied up Rick leans over and bites out the jugular of the guy in charge. I didn’t feel disgusted. I just thought, “yup.”

Hey New Yorkers, come to the Bronx Zoo and you will finally have the unique opportunity to see a real live cockroach!

Duuuuude I went through some archives a few years back on turn-of-the-century college women and (A) it was amazing and (B) I was so struck but how few fucks they give about their callers in their diaries.

Like no one has ever come up to me and said ‘HEY, HEY! Have you seen my tit in my kids mouth yet? HAVE YOU? LOOOOOOOOOOK.’

It’s disappointing and pretty nonsensical that the First Order is essentially more powerful than the Empire only 30 years after it was so intensely crippled. They had to pay reparations to the New Republic but they somehow had enough remaining capital to TURN AN ENTIRE PLANET INTO A WEAPON?!? I feel like the film…

Usually I’m all meh on kim, but what the fuck. Mocking your brother’s health issues is such a douchebag thing to do.

The shirts are stupid, but the mother / career artist’s quote also annoyed me. Does she really thing that astronauts and leaders _don’t_ need creativity? That creativity is solely the domain of artists?

I’m kind of just glad that the girl version isn’t corrected to say “Young Aspring Cutie Pie” or some such horrid thing. I guess my expectations are low.

JESUS who cares please find something worthwhile to be enraged about

New ideas?!! We don’t need new ideas, just remake the first one, that’ll work!