@Alohamaid: just like mama always says.

@Alohamaid: And if there's a sex zombie apocalypse, well, your brain is screwed.

@Alohamaid: I'd just like to tell you "sex broke out" has become my favorite 3 word phrase. It made me think that sex was some caged up animal and it got loose and the only way to protect yourself was putting a condom on your head.

@Alohamaid:If you don't already, read Why Women Hate Men and/or Psycotic Letters from Men.

I'm watching some show about weird/giant food. It's excess at its finest and I should be totally disgusted by it all... but all I can think is that I want a piece of a 50 pound burger real bad.

@Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.: Ahh, I didn't know lady G & B teamed up already. Learned something new today.

@Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.: add Beyonce and that's a pant-less force to be reckoned with.

@rodmanstreet: I CAN'T HANDLE IT!! AAHHH!!

@Paprika Jones: yeah, you might want to save that one for someone really annoying/asstastic.

@Paprika Jones: "We plan on getting married when you stop asking stupid questions...

@RenoMartini: that sounds delicious.

@girlwithapen: It's hard not to!

@honeybunchesofoats: I had that problem too but I think my ex was just a TERRIBLE kisser.

@Rilo-Andy: Don't worry I didn't fall in love with Across the Universe until the movie too.

@girlwithapen: Aaaaah! Perfect!

@SallySassyPants: *high five*

@jen002: really, when you think about it guys who seriously believe feminist=man hater really *do* have icky penis.

@ErinJane: UGH. I've been there, and I got pissed so I told her to find another shoulder to cry on when he dumps her clingy ass.

@quesavoysavoy: hmmm. I have not...

Please, someone make me stop talking baby talk to my kitty. He looks annoyed.