@reenelk: MY FAMILY TOO!!

In a twin bed, in Milwaukee, on valentines day '09.

While reading this thread I've eaten a tangerine and a pear.

Is this a fucking joke? Because it's not April Fools Day.

@mustard_ampersand: I didn't even notice that. Well, at least it sounds funny and not stupid.

I hate being told I'm like a guy, it sends me flying back to when I was 12 and I was the biggest, tallest and awkward-iest girl in class and I felt like a big, ugly dude next to the pretty, small girls.

(hope the video works)

When fanfic goes horribly wrong... and then gets published.

DAMN YOU SCOTT BAIO!!!!

@Nell_fersher: I don't have any guys, but I too have a large ass and a love for skinny men.

I was bored with life tonight, so I got a tumblr. I love it. I shall pimp it out starting nnnnnnnnnnnnnnow .

@Miss Lonelyhearts: And he seems like a super cool guy IRL too. Which makes it extra hard for my clit to not jump off and attack my computer/tv screen.

@lauraholtsteele: I'm watching it tooooooo!!

@susuwatari1: hearted back!

@Casquivana: Me and mom were cracking up for, like, ten minutes after that.

I have a case of the lusties tonight, guys. I have it real bad.

@toe-to-toe: Own it. You're a *sexy* bum.

@Dauphine - High Priestess of TARDIS: Ditto...

@elliotellsworth: Boy band hair!

@Fumbles: @gertymac: