To you, perhaps they are meaningless, to me, they are vital to my purchasing decision, and chiefly why I went with the GS3 over the One X. Read my replies to the other responses. Personally, "slightly sharper text" and "one additional row of app icons" for the new Iphone are features that I couldn't care less for…

Really? Because replacing the battery on my Droid 2 extended its usefulness by an entire year. Not to mention having the extra battery with you on a trip lets you use your phone liberally without having to be conscious of draining it. You can even buy a $2 crap battery on eBay and it's well worth it for the extra ~6…

I recall reading from more than one source that HTC Sense didn't actually keep apps open when you switched away from them and attempted to reboot them to the same state when you switched back. Fixed? Not true?

This is all well and good, but does it have a removable battery, removable storage, and/or true multitasking? And how was this not a bigger deal for the One X? For me, not only were they atrocities of design, but three of the main reasons I prefer Android over Apple.

If it helps, by Appletard, I mean someone who won't shut the fuck up about how great their Apple products are despite having never tried an alternative.

I use the products that I personally prefer. I don't care if anyone else thinks they are the best. Unless, of course, we are talking about gum and IF YOU DON'T CHEW TRIDENT YOU ARE A HOPELESS LOSER :)

Look, people can, and do, use Apple products without being self-righteous, or "childish" about it. That said, there are a ton of Appletards out there who can't wait to tell the world that their choice in consumer electronics makes them superior to others. If you haven't realized this by now, you're probably part of…

That was the best Simmons parody yet.

Indeed.

By this logic, the newest IPad is just an IPad 1.4. They have only added ridiculously obvious features to each iteration since its introduction. Like a front-facing camera on the second one.

So the mini Ipad 2 will have a retina display. What other obvious features did they leave out to get people to upgrade?