I don't think I've ever seen someone tl;dr a single sentence before. I guess that's the Twitter age we're living in.

I have no argument with your point, but I think it's funny that this was a light show for Citroen, it's a video shot by Citroen and they apparently couldn't be bothered to invest in a tripod.

They're offices. Most of the workers would be out by then. The rest of them really should be.

No, you need more words. These are complex tech products, and Gizmodo is leaving out info that readers need to make informed decisions. 1200 words is nothing - and you're counting words like "the", which frankly don't count, in any editorial profession.

Of course I've tried it. Who hasn't, at this point? All I wanted to do was hack it to work like Windows 7. There was absolutely nothing new about it that I liked. (And btw, Maximum PC tested the speed claims, and the only thing about Windows 8 that's actually faster is boot. I boot my PC about once every 2…

Yeah it was kind of a forgotten entry in the genre, which I definitely couldn't understand after playing it in Japan. Only a few western arcades ever got it (only arcades that specialized in import hardware), and at that time there weren't many left, so I'm sure a lot of westerners didn't even know it existed. And…

Yeah, I didn't realize it didn't actually have monitoring available - I just assumed that was included in the "premiere" package. I'm not sure what the monthly service charge is actually for if you don't get monitoring.

Well! I've been looking for something to replace my clunky and aging GE Simon 3. The Simon 3, like most security systems, was designed for POTS and requires an adapter to use on VOIP, like most modern phone systems. It also has a battery that's really hard to replace, and it's hard to program and getting harder now…

The copyright notice might be complete BS, but this post isn't exactly accurate either. IANAL, but my job has always required me to know this stuff and all you need to do is read what's actually in the TOS:

It's not particularly "clever" - it's a classic pump and dump scheme: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pump_and_dump

If those were her boobs, that woman would have some major back problems when she gets older.

I swear I heard the guy say "punch test" at one point and I got overly excited for a second, picturing the next test to be a robot fist ritualistically punching the glass of a Galaxy Note II. Because who doesn't punch their phone like they're having a drunken bar brawl with it every now and then?

Christopher Nolan doesn't like CGI, and I know that there was also very little of it in the first two movies in the trilogy. Most of the shots that look totally impossible (like parts of the chase scenes) were just done with models, but many shots you'd probably assume were special effects - like blowing up the…

The one time I played it was at a sitdown machine (one of those wraparound things), and if I remember right it tilted back and forth as you moved around. It was quite an experience. The sound was blaring and if it *wasn't* tilting as I remember, it was obviously still a pretty immersive experience.

If they bundled it with Planet Harriers, the most recent in the series, I'd be all over whichever system they'd be porting it to.

Is there a trick to make the new compose window not sit in a little box in the bottom right corner of the screen?

I use Yahoo mail for my junk email because I can't stand it.

They should re-release this. Technology is cyclical.

Yeah, I'm not sure these guys really understand the point of an optical viewfinder.

Does it matter whether it's 1.5GB or 5GB? Either way, it's far too big of an update on day one. Game consoles shouldn't be released with an unfinished operating system, and the fact that some people are okay with having to sit and wait for an update to download before they can play a game is a big reason why we have…