The NFL has decided to take the “YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT THESE CHILD STARS LOOK LIKE NOW” endless click approach to their online highlights.

Lookin’ back on the track for a little green bag,
Got to find just the kind or I’m losin’ my mind

Please don’t make fun of me. All I wanted was a red cap and a Speedo.

The Clinton audible means the ball is going to the left.

The good thing is they aren’t stuck with this failing business model for an entire season, they can choose a new one everyday!

He’s the six million dollar bro. We made him bigger, stronger, faster, but we couldn’t get him to stop laughing at the number 69.

-Joseph Goebbels

“I was a big fan of his when he was an active referee”

Gary Anderson tried to catch a flight to say goodbye, but he missed it.

You bastard. For years I’ve had that memory blocked... Now the emotions are coming back.

+1 and thanks a hell of a lot for making me remember the 1998 NFC Championship game all over again...

Let’s all take a knee and give our final respects.

I think you’re talking about the wildly popular “Sad Michael” meme. Its quite the rage on the World Wide Web. This is the image they commonly use for it:

He’s only won a single individual freestyle gold medal. Freestyle should be the only event. “Get to the end the fastest.”

My Regulatory law professor used the Catch rule to demonstrate what it looks like when a regulatory body doesn’t have to answer to the people, and therefore doesn’t have anyone to tell them “bad dog”.

My Theory: Lebron James warged into Keving Love for those 14 seconds.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU GUYS?

Make fun all you want, but Peter Gammons is one of the world's busiest and foremost acronymologists. While we blather on and on, Gammons can fit 140 words into 140 characters.