That may or may not be Schrödinger’s cat.

What the fuck, man

Huh, these things you hated were some of my favorite aspects. It’s almost as if our opinions are subjective...

Why does Snoke’s backstory matter? We don’t know Obi-Wan’s backstory, and it makes not a whit of difference. Ditto for Yoda. Every i and t does not need to be dotted and crossed.

I do not throw a baseball with my hand; I throw a baseball with my heart.

Back in my day, players didn’t need coddling. Hell, that little league pitcher Danny Almonte wouldn’t even drive his children on the team for ice cream after losses.

The atomic mass of Lynchonium is What the fuck you think?

*whispers* The Vikings killed Todd?

Cake eating

Brad Samford is so generic you probably didn’t even notice that I mixed up his name just now.

Maybe he has to buy three 4 packs but he gets to keep half of the beer.

“I’m all for freedom of speech, but these black guys are speaking in a way that makes me feel bad and guilty, and I don’t like feeling like that. Easiest solution is to shame them for speaking out.”

Rivers Bad Fit For Clippers, Need Lifeboat

In Dominican, steroids buy you.

I want to get stronger. Eighty-two-game season takes a lot from you. As the season goes, it’s hard to keep the weight up.

“Some of y’all can count TO TEN?!”

You have no idea what you’re talking about.

Like some sort of ban?

congratulations, asshole

The only thing left is that he just wants to be considered the best player on his team, which makes it odd when his short list of 4 contains one team with a player (Porzingis) that should be better than him shortly, one team with two players (Butler and KAT) who are widely considered better than him right now, and one…