the Badlands are technically South Dakota which is technically the Midwest

I thought it was that stupid ‘moisture strip” on the razor that was scented! I didn’t think the handles were....that’s dumb.

I guess I could keep my pink reusable handle and just get the mens razor refills....HMMM...do they fit on each other? Or does the mens razor have a little penis attached to it that’ll only fit on…

HURRRRRRRR

We get it you like Blake but you don’t have to go full Mossy Oak.

I’m 48 and I just found out that wasn’t true because you said so now.

I believed that it was illegal to drive with your dome light on because my dad told me and my siblings that on every long road trip where we desperately wanted to read in the car. I only recently found out that this is just merely annoying for the driver. I'm 26.

My dad convinced me and my sisters that “Resident” was a small, hairy person that lived under our house, which was built on a raised foundation. We put all our junk mail on the ground by the foundation’s vent hole, and would get so excited when it was gone next time we checked. “Resident came!”

When i was about high-school aged, my Dad used to have McDonald’s serving trays in our house and would use them for breakfast in bed , etc. I asked my Dad how he got them and he would say, “It was tray day at McDonald’s!”

I’m the liar.

My friend’s dad used to grow weed next to his tomato plants, and one of the first times he smelled weed somewhere else, he went, “It smells like my dad’s tomato plants!”

the illusion of american freedom~

The entire Obama family has been nothing short of classy the entire time he’s been in office. His daughters seem like very intelligent well-adjusted young women that will go on to do great things. Michelle has been a lovely role model and took her role as First Lady beyond what it seemed a lot of people assumed she…

He ain’t perfect, he could have chosen to define the narrative with a harsher edge, but, the man never panicked, never lost his cool, never lowered himself to level of the filth that had such a hard on to take him.down. We are going to miss this man and his no drama Obama when the next impulsive maniac occupies the…

I hate lupita because she always looks SO beautiful and perfect.

I find sexting to be the most stressful form of communication. I’ve tried it a few times with the husband but I always sounds so... clinical. or fake. usually clinical. The husband is worse at it than I am, he usually just responds with “ok” or “sounds good”

I don’t give a shit how you parent, but I can guarantee that loads of your facebook friends have blocked you so they don’t have to see your dumb elf on a shelf photos.

Seeing people who have callously committed horrific acts on other people start to cry when forced to take (some) responsibility for their conduct always makes me hate them even more.

wow