blend ur contour better smh

also they shit on me ALL THE TIME.

Commenter Birdsplains Bird Man

“Hot Bird: Bird AF”

I find this shocking, as I was certain Ted Cruz was a russet potato born of potato parents.

That’s what beautytainers do. They beauty and they ’tain.

She’s a single mother because she’s divorcing your revolting, child-molesting ass, Jared. Even if you didn’t see a day behind bars.

In trial, Fogle reportedly sobbed as he recounted how he’d hurt his family and his wife, who would be a single mother should he go to prison.

Damn, Tinder expert over here

Honestly, if I had an injury that could reasonably lead to some amnesia, I’ll consider using it as an opportunity to at least act like I no longer know certain people, even if I still did.

It’s just a regular pillow wearing a belt!

My husband and I haven’t slept together since our daughter was five. She’s 32 now. Our marriage is still going strong. She finds our sleep choices quite normal.

JOSEPH”(of Bible,& Amazing Tech.Dream Coat)

Not to brag or anything, but my dog already has her own REAL fur jacket.

I did not wake up this morning thinking I would like Ariana Grande, yet here we are.

I knew I was holding on to this image for a reason.

Harsh, but fair.