HONESTLY FUCK THIS

We have separate bedrooms because I need my space and my asshole of a partner gets to wake up 3 hours later than I do -_-

THIS SHIT HAS TO STOP. FUCK.

I have attended 4 Chick fil A grand openings. I am not proud.

I'm one of those women too. This is so upsetting.

Came here for this.

MY FAMILY IS FROM MOREHEAD. We have a park and cemetery named after us there. I had no idea how close this Kim Davis shit was to this area.

A super conservative Mormon friend I have just posted the video and said Ellen Page got “owned.”

She’s the fucking WORST. She is literally wrong and annoying about everything on Earth.

What a weiner that guy is.

I always make little tuna salad sliders with them. Or just plow them plain.

King's Hawaiian Rolls are delicious

This is me. I'm a woman though so I don't think we are in a relationship.

LMAO FUCK HER LIFE

I CAME HERE TO TELL THIS EXACT STORY!!

I have a Facebook friend who posts pictures of herself and friends/relatives on their birthdays, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, etc. The thing is they are all from her wedding (2+ years ago). It’s like, “Happy birthday, allow me to post a photo of us in which I look absolutely flawless to celebrate you.”

I am currently sitting on the couch in my apartment and I am now frozen here in overwhelming anxiety. I FUCKING KNEW I shouldn't have clicked this god damn article.

Beautiful.

If you hate Scott Walker but love spoken word, watch this:

Yoko irritates me too. We are on the same side. Namaste.