Just now?

wat

You picked the button bouquet over this fucking atrocity???

*stomps all over a black commenter’s feelings with the most condescending civics lesson ever*

I like you a lot.

“Why the long face??”

This is the best looking dog I've ever seen.

There are more places in Ohio than just Columbus, but thanks for taking a wet hot dump on the other 87 counties! #GoBucks

Toe cleavage is SUCH a deal breaker.

I teach high school and honestly, unless a student is naked or wearing a shirt with FUCK written all over it, I could care less what their clothes are like. My administration sends out emails a lot about cracking down on the dress code but for most of us it’s a non issue.

My ex boyfriend's sister was a cruise ship performer. This sounds about right.

I projectile vomited in front of my high school boyfriend after taking Vicodin on an empty stomach :(

I am giddy whenever I see a new Rachel Dolezal story on the Gawker network.

You know it's just a TV show, right?

If you are a baby:

You're god damn right Nora Ephron was never wrong about anything.

YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN A GREAT BOUNTY

I just googled “do the guys in Entourage have sex with each other??” before I realized what was happening, so thanks for that B)

:)