Funny you ask, because I already have that tattoo.

Someone gif-itize this please

Chudney??

My dog’s name is Paisley.

My UD lipliner from ipsy broke before I could finish lining my lips :( is it self sharpening, or when it’s done, is it just done?

Will people *believe* that Kara is black now?

I fuckin live for shade court, man.

WHAT ABOUT THIS : KIM AND BEY WEARING THE SAME DAMN DRESS????

My Grey looks just like Santa's Little Helper!

More like...Larry Uptight.

Isn't she the chick on Empire that's not Cookie?

OH DEAR. HE IS CORRECT.

Ugh, damn it Dr. Yoga Nerd.

So this is the next tactic I need to employ...

I am oddly attracted to these.

Twitter, three years ago, but we like to tell people we meet on Christian Mingle.

Holy fuck. Thank you. Thank you for explaining that biological miracle to me as if I didn't know.

To everyone oohing and ahhing these monsters : Do you know that they literally SHIT EUCALYPTUS SLUDGE into koalettes’ mouths to feed them???

o.m.g!!!