Those fucking eyebrows.

Same. Glad someone else thought that :)

Interesting read. I could go the rest of my life without seeing another picture of Woody Allen ever again, though :)

MILLIHELEN IS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN.

IS THE FACT THAT HE COULDN'T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO READ THIS CONSIDERED SHADE???

Cool. I'll check her out!

edit : double post deleted, the internet excites me

Right! That's the line I meant she crossed, you just explained it more eloquently.

I feel so heartbroken for these poor brown people. THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT FOR MY FOLLOWER COUNT!

What makes her even more insufferable: she live tweeted the car ride to the hospital she mentions in her GOOD essay. What the fuck.

Between this bomb ass song and Madonna falling down a flight of stairs, it's been a good music day on Jezebel.

Rose hip oil is extremely my shit. Mix a little with moisturizer in the day, by itself at night. A godsend.

Now I'm even more embarrassed to have attended WSU for one year before transferring.

MustangAlley has definitely used the hash tag #AllLivesMatter.

Julie Klausner, I know you're not calling Michelle a hag.

Ah yes, the time-tested "I look like an ass hole and so I'm going to double down here and insult a stranger's intelligence on the Internet " routine.

The best semantic techniques are the ones you have to explain.

I guess we could call Dakota Johnson's metallic dress..........50 shades of grey.

Cool condescension here. Then you threw this in: "Rappers are known for have no fewer that 12 women around at all times..."

I met John Boehner (three times) while working at a turkey farm and ended up on Fox News and in one of his bullshit propaganda holiday videos.