I literally placed an order for this book 45 seconds after finishing this piece. I debated going into the funeral business and even applied to a mortuary science school in Cincinnati, but ended up as a teacher. Can't wait to live vicariously through this.

John Kasich hates women and teachers. I hate John Kasich.

One day, a long time ago, I was dating a soldier. He got orders to deploy to Gitmo, and we spent the entire summer going to Yellow Ribbon events and getting to know his (new) unit, their SOs, and families. Out of all of the women in his unit, there was a very cute little blonde who stood out. This made me nervous at…

One day, a long time ago, I was dating a soldier. He got orders to deploy to Gitmo, and we spent the entire summer going to Yellow Ribbon events and getting to know his (new) unit, their SOs, and families. Out of all of the women in his unit, there was a very cute little blonde who stood out. This made me nervous at…

I WEAR CARDIGANS ALMOST EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE. I HAVE A CARDIGAN ON RIGHT NOW.

I live in Centerville and it is not better than Cleveland.

It was amaaaaaazing!!!

I was at the show in Cincinnati...the shot of the Beebz and the one of Tupac got the most reaction from the crowd.

If you have such a hatred of liberals and feminists...WHY THE FUCK DO YOU READ JEZEBEL?