I hated it when Chevy did it with Ford trucks and I’ll hate it when Ford does it with Tesla (or whoever they are trying to mock)

I will always appreciate things like this that remind me that not everything in this world is an unmitigated dumpster fire of awfulness.

The fact that this ‘Strayan doesn’t know what the bloody hell a Suzuki Jimny is a bloody outrage, it is.

We don’t need no elevation
We don’t need no plane control
No dark sarcasms in the cockpit
Controllers leave them pilots alone
Hey! Controllers! Leave them pilots alone!
All in all it’s just another brick in the wall.
All in all you’ve just hit another brick wall.

So did you keep the change? All you had to do was to soak it in a mixture of alcohol and Pine Sol sometimes overnight, then rinse. That always works for me.

See, my cars aren’t so bad^^

David Tracy jokes...

Does the technician get to affix a little sticker of a fighter jet to the outside of his toolbox now?

It’s a functional rally beast and a zero f’s trollmobile all in one. Everything that is wrong about it is so right. And it is BROWN. This vehicle is the hero Jalopnik both deserves and needs.

So whats worse

The Bundeswehr surplus clothing adds a nice ethnic accent.

It’s not surprising to see why this is the case.

Oh for sure. Everyone at the events just want to have a GOOD time. They are there to enjoy themselves. Some people party, some people scream and go wild, some people simply people watch. But its all the same thing, entertainment and enjoyment. 

Tall socks then? Eh, you’re an adult, you can keep your calfs from getting burnt on your own.

Stanced cars are the face tattoo of the motoring world.

Just don’t take his red stapler.

Awesome.  Sheer WTFery.

I lived in rural SE Michigan for 8 years. Can confirm: the whole place is a rank, sweaty armpit.

Indiana is a hotbed of Juggalo wannabe activity.