Ahha the matching scrotum for the cocks that drive these things. 

That...looks like a Pontiac Commodore Ute...

Make Utes for teh yutes…

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I’d take my Speed3 back to the dealer in a heartbeat if I could get a 6 wagon...

this is magical

Now it might just be early, and that I’m not properly awake and functioning, but Toyota’s take on future-driving is...way cooler than everyone else’s? Color me surprised. 

I’m impressed that Florida Man is wearing a helmet.  Good on him.  

Yeah, and then replace everything in the engine!

Probably be a viable business. I’d pay good money for that especially when the cars start getting older and potentially even get shut down because of faulty or outdated computers.

This. Unfortunately automakers are making it harder and harder to disable stuff in new vehicles. Can’t even shut off crap like door and seatbelt chimes or set the giant bright touch screen to not turn on with the vehicle and blind everyone at night.

If you find the right fuse, you can deactivate just about anything!

For more comedic effect I would have done:

I got one as a rental car once, its only redeeming qualities were that I found it roomy, and could have hauled quite a bit around in it, and it was fairly comfortable... But it pretty much ended there, it drove like crap, it handled like crap (although it did navigate the “forbidden” section of the Hana Highway that…

Had one as a rental. Pathetically underpowered, it had trouble handling hills — in Nebraska. I couldn’t tell if it had power steering or not. It had hand-crank windows; there are young people with driver licenses who wouldn’t even know what those are.

All cooked over an open Boring Company (not a) Flamethrower. #synergy

They’ll have too. Mark these words- What made the 2JZ great was the fact that it was over built, we are seeing rod and main bearings failing on BMW’s because everything nowadays is made just strong enuf to pass. Adding a small amount of extra boost and we’re finding the weak links and fast! Those 2JZ’s could get…

I think - but I’m not 100% sure - that you’re referencing Volkswagen’s Wolfsburg factory sausages.

But, then, you’d have to see how the sausage is made.

Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roa... Oh, shit! OH SHIT! WE DO! WE DO NEED ROADS! SWEET JESUS, WHERE ARE MY ROADS?!