If you find the right fuse, you can deactivate just about anything!

For more comedic effect I would have done:

I got one as a rental car once, its only redeeming qualities were that I found it roomy, and could have hauled quite a bit around in it, and it was fairly comfortable... But it pretty much ended there, it drove like crap, it handled like crap (although it did navigate the “forbidden” section of the Hana Highway that…

Had one as a rental. Pathetically underpowered, it had trouble handling hills — in Nebraska. I couldn’t tell if it had power steering or not. It had hand-crank windows; there are young people with driver licenses who wouldn’t even know what those are.

All cooked over an open Boring Company (not a) Flamethrower. #synergy

They’ll have too. Mark these words- What made the 2JZ great was the fact that it was over built, we are seeing rod and main bearings failing on BMW’s because everything nowadays is made just strong enuf to pass. Adding a small amount of extra boost and we’re finding the weak links and fast! Those 2JZ’s could get…

I think - but I’m not 100% sure - that you’re referencing Volkswagen’s Wolfsburg factory sausages.

But, then, you’d have to see how the sausage is made.

Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roa... Oh, shit! OH SHIT! WE DO! WE DO NEED ROADS! SWEET JESUS, WHERE ARE MY ROADS?!

“Hold my fermented oat gruel.”

‘The other reason for moving the car, LaSha told me, was that her husband wanted to show that it could be done after his friend voiced some doubts. “He was pretty adamant about proving his point that he could do anything,” she told me.’

Neither...   I'll take this... Look closely. 

“Enthusiasts”, I prefer to call them “douchebags”.

This is exactly what I saw. Two Garmins tacked onto my dashboard. This is awful.

Then Ford should be picked apart as being the bad guy in this.  Forcing cities to give HUGE tax breaks for some hope of maybe more tax revenue is a grift and elected officials should stop falling for it.  In fact it should be made illegal.  

Buddy of mine in the scrap business had a deal with several Toyota dealers to buy the catalytic converters off the trucks that got new frames. The exhaust systems NEVER came off in one piece, so they usually got new exhaust too, and anything else that wouldn’t come apart. The local dealers did hundreds of frame…

My friend used to be a Toyota service tech and was helping me. When I voiced my misgivings about the connections he said not to worry, he’s really good at figuring that stuff out. I look over at him and he’s hungover and his shirt is on backwards and insideout.

I had the head off of my Taco a couple times and I remember thinking “we’ll never get all these hoses and wires hooked back up correctly.” I couldn’t imagine taking the cab off and getting all that plugged back in where it goes and where the hell is that squeak and rattle coming from now and does the cab look crooked…

“What’s in the case?”

Many machines on Ix....