Remember when Jordan missed that 3-pointer in 1992? God he sucked.

If you’re an Ohioan like me, you hate him even more.

and also, that fucking sucks.

You mean brown sugar tits?

It only takes two things to set off a jez writer: white and male

Hittin’ her with the brows, even when she can’t catch ‘em.

You didn’t capitalize The. You most definitely are not a Buckeye.

#blackcoffeematters

Another classic segment of “Charlotte’s Web Gems.”