Is it just me or do Seahawks fans remind you of people who came into money quickly, only to discover they can’t handle being rich?

Well, to be fair, those are schools with pretty good football programs. If they were at, say, Akron, those would be first string robberies for sure.

“both men were charged Thursday with five counts of second-degree robbery”

I send my one nighters home with a sense that their lives have become very small and a burning desire for religious fulfillment.

It’s only “out of bounds as fuck” if you accept the clearly broken and untenable NBA rule book. That’s the problem with basketball these days; everybody is trying to protect what they have and aren’t willing to embrace creative solutions to old problems.

Not sure what I’m watching? Jeez, get your eyes checked man.

they should make hockey cards, but of his cabinet! they’re like rock starts!

What, Samer?

“Minors whose ass I could kick, ranked” should be a regular feature.

They chased it out? I guess they haven’t heard of Brown Bear v. Board of Education up in Montana.

These are the precious moments they’ll never remember

Does Draft Kings offer a one day play deal?

Couldn’t they have picked a less lovable F1 driver to target? =/

Lol bob saget. Can't take him seriously, not with that name. Insta giggles whenever I say his name. Reminds me of shriveled testies.

“The best selfies are the ones you’re not in.”

How the fuck is the only respectable email on there from Montreal?!!!!! Really Canada you are going to let MONTREAL be the voice of reason?

The term littoral combat reminds of the girl’s reaction when I finally got the third base.

Jesus Yamaha, isn’t it just a little bit shitty to have women wearing Yamalube 1/2 shirts?

Exactly. It's kinda weird some people even think this topic is debatable.

Savage is right, of course. The Millenium Falcon is a modified freighter. The Enterprise is a capital ship, and flag ship of the Federation Fleet. Riker was once amused when some little ship fired lasers at them, that’s what the Millenium Falcon has for armament. It wouldn’t even be a fight. Even Kirk’s original would…