1. Delete all tweets.

This is an actual case of literal resting bitch face.

Baseball Jokes > Steroid Jokes

That dog probably takes more walks than any other dog in history.

‘O Canada’, Guard Won’t Stand On Thee

I’m all in on Joe Thornton winning a cup

Officials became suspicious when he punctuated a drive in the lane by yelling, “You Millennials are entitled.... to getting dunked on!”

I guessed correctly, which is a real waste of my luck allocation for the year.

5 years in high school used to be the standard in Ontario a little over a decade ago, for anyone intending to go to university. Basically the way it was, you’d need to stay the 5th year to get in enough courses that are equivalent to AP courses in the US, and so many of those would be required to be accepted into…

New Orleans Pelican Luke Babbit took health goth to new heights

I’ve been thinking about how much I want to replay this game recently. Get out of my head Kotaku!

BREAKING: Yankees chase away their last rabid fan.

See? This is what happens when you divert money from athletics to unnecessary programs like music and art!

Habitat for Huge Manatees.

As a fellow Chinese man (and one surnamed Wong to boot), I’m left wondering how long it would take me to grow one of those (should I lose my mind and want to grow... that).

As a Torontonian and a former diehard Leafs fan, I can say that, based on discussions I’ve had with various friends and colleagues and from reading online, people couldn’t care less at this point - both about the new logo and the Leafs in general. Particularly given the recent relative success of the Jays and the…

Oh for f***’s sake, it can’t be that old, I saw it in the god-damn theatre!