"retiring gracefully" - Brett Favre

She had an affair with an older man when she was in her teens. She had substance abuse problems. She shot her dog.

This is how it's done.

that will probably look better than mine when fully healed.

I think that is Jack Haley.

A robber? not sure he has a leg to stand on with that excuse.

the mayor!

oh, that is not fair

"it'll have three engines"

Holy crap! Mike North can type?

I don't like it, and I also don't care what other people watch in their leisure time.

easier to stow groceries in a 4 door?

birth control.

I won't even watch.

Defense and baserunning are factored into "best hitter?"

He ate more Denny's food in 19 minutes than I have in 40 years.

I'm pretty sure all Samsung Bluray players do.

I'm pretty sure all Samsung Bluray players do.

porp fiction

That Darkness "song" makes me hate my ears.