"retiring gracefully" - Brett Favre

She had an affair with an older man when she was in her teens. She had substance abuse problems. She shot her dog.

This is how it's done.

that will probably look better than mine when fully healed.

I think that is Jack Haley.

Yeah, why not call it DITKA!?

A robber? not sure he has a leg to stand on with that excuse.

Lung gorillas are the biggest cause of respiratory congogestion.

the mayor!

Stink. Stank. Stunk.

im a big fan of Koss headphones. i have a pair of ur29, which i paid $19 for. comfortable, and they sound good enough for mp3. They've also been more durable than several pairs more expensive cans that I've previously owned

there are only 2 flavors of doritos:

oh, that is not fair

"it'll have three engines"

Holy crap! Mike North can type?

Aha! some (seemingly) actual information. cheers.

I don't like it, and I also don't care what other people watch in their leisure time.

easier to stow groceries in a 4 door?

I too would like to know how the hell she did this without noticiting.

They, likely, already have voter cards assigned.