This is so sweet and I so envy these ladies, but what really made me bawl was Joe Biden being awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by his best bro, tears streaming down his face.

If anyone is wondering why Canada has lower drug prices than the US, here’s some background on the Patented Medicine Prices Review Board, which regulates prescription drug prices. http://www.pmprb-cepmb.gc.ca/about-us/mandate-and-jurisdiction 

That is generally how a race goes...

It is the darkest timeline.

My god the next four years are going to be a fuckfest.

Look it’s pretty obvious you’re a lizard person, so just go ahead and take off that hobo skin you’ve been wearing, it’s not doing you any favors at this point.

His election is like something out of a Greek myth — he got exactly everything he didn’t want. He now has to live in a city he hates, surrounded by people who hate him, and spend his days in boring nerd-ass meetings and reading reams of dry reports prepared by other nerds. Imagine if Sisyphus could just step aside and…

TIME Magazine is proud to announce its 2017 Person Of The Year: Congestive Heart Failure.

The Big O never leaves me disappointed.

Oh so Jordan is running for President in 8 years now that Obama roasted him?

“Please extend this to february 2020.”

I haven’t seen an NHL player’s parents this excited about him making it big since Jack Johnson made his debut.

Video killed the radio star, corporate digital media killed independent local news and investigative journalism. Now a bunch of fascists who hate and want to crack down on dissent have control of surveillance and the press in a corner.

He is starting to intimidate them by denying the press pool access to him. This meeting is to further intimidate the media to bend to his will. He doesnt want the media to criticize his actions. This is a fucking call to arms for any and everyone who respects free press. This is a direct threat.

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As a penis owner the thing men are best at is breaking things while trying to fix something... This works on like a gazllion levels.

Seriously. My mom keeps saying that she doubts Trump will actually stay in office for long, due to eventually doing something so stupid nobody will cover for him and I’m like no no no Mom....you do not want President Pence.

I’m here to serve the Court.

Judge Brown:

I don’t think you have a very good grasp on which of us is the angry one.