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This is so sweet and I so envy these ladies, but what really made me bawl was Joe Biden being awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by his best bro, tears streaming down his face.

You rang?

That is generally how a race goes...

It is the darkest timeline.

Luke needs to turn to the Dark Side.

My god the next four years are going to be a fuckfest.

Please do tell how countries like Canada or England manage to stay afloat with “entitlement programs” such as universal healthcare, and why it is such a difficult thing for the US, where kids can get killed just for being at school, to do so. How is it not a huge burden in other countries but somehow unacceptable for

Dear Hollywood: Spiritual Dramas Aren’t Just for White People

Look it’s pretty obvious you’re a lizard person, so just go ahead and take off that hobo skin you’ve been wearing, it’s not doing you any favors at this point.

His election is like something out of a Greek myth — he got exactly everything he didn’t want. He now has to live in a city he hates, surrounded by people who hate him, and spend his days in boring nerd-ass meetings and reading reams of dry reports prepared by other nerds. Imagine if Sisyphus could just step aside and

TIME Magazine is proud to announce its 2017 Person Of The Year: Congestive Heart Failure.

These deep sea creatures represent very sparse, widely separated populations and many are bottom dwellers. These rare individuals are typically old and grow very slowly because of the limited food in the deep dark, so a disruption of that ecosystem will take a very long time to heal.

The Big O never leaves me disappointed.

Oh so Jordan is running for President in 8 years now that Obama roasted him?

“Please extend this to february 2020.”

I haven’t seen an NHL player’s parents this excited about him making it big since Jack Johnson made his debut.

Video killed the radio star, corporate digital media killed independent local news and investigative journalism. Now a bunch of fascists who hate and want to crack down on dissent have control of surveillance and the press in a corner.

He is starting to intimidate them by denying the press pool access to him. This meeting is to further intimidate the media to bend to his will. He doesnt want the media to criticize his actions. This is a fucking call to arms for any and everyone who respects free press. This is a direct threat.

Fokker was dutch.