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Low cost? Don’t bet on that.

That guy is lucky he still has a face.

I also see a pair of headphones wrapped around what used to be his beard...

“dangerous tools like angle grinders”

Oh they do. Most people will not report anything, and even if they do, the operation is so quick that the thieves will be long gone by the time cops show up.

99% of the world couldn’t locate Brunei on a map, but they know the guy in charge of the place is an asshole.

They forgot the machine guns, rocket launchers, and jet exhaust.

I don’t understand how this was ever considered a possibility. Being a global pandemic, there were already places on the planet with summer weather having no noticeable impact on the spread of the virus before it was summer in the U.S.

At the beginning on forums where right wingers kept parroting that it would die with spring/summer, I had to reply with weather reports in Iran which was one of the hotspots at the time.

The disease is being pretty predictable. Other countries have taken predictable actions and gotten predictable results.

These people are that one asshole in every zombie movie who doesn’t tell anyone they’ve been bitten.

Even if the survival rate is 99.6%, that only sounds great until you or someone you love ends up in the 0.4%, as nearly 140,000 Americans have so far.

The next zombie movie/tv show needs to include people with signs that say things like “I can bite who I want” “staying inside is oppression” etc. to show how the virus spread so easily.

I feel like I’ve been posting this quote a lot, but it seems relevant:

When I was stationed in Germany they didn’t require seat belts but if you weren’t wearing one in an accident, your insurance didn’t have to cover you. We need laws like that. Not laws that force people to do things, like wear masks, buy laws that punish them for being stupid. You don’t HAVE to wear a mask but there

The anxiety this sort of shit causes me is something I’ve never experienced before. I mean, I’ve dealt with anxiety my entire life, but this absolute confirmation that I’m surrounded by fucking idiots and led by someone who would gladly kill literally everyone in the country if he thought it made him look good... it’s

I suggest that anyone seeking admittance to a hospital, after intentionally attending any gathering unmasked and without distancing, be asked to “Please wait in the morgue. Someone will be with you eventually”

I think it would be nice if we could get a list of everybody involved, and when they show up at the hospital with symptoms, tell them, “sorry, you’re responsible for your own medical decisions. Nobody would have even known you were sick if you hadn’t told us. Besides, more than 99% recover. Stay in your house.” Then

Is there any way for the rest of us to encourage Florida to secede or at least change their state motto to “Hold My Beer!”