Maybe they'll need to fill it up with this...

Hahahah! That's hilarious!

The Buran was pretty freaking awesome. Seeing pictures of it slowly rotting away makes me sad.

Yep... and not just crappy remakes either.

I saw what you did there. That was a pretty sappy pun.

Is this the ultra-green environmentally friendly edition, or is this just Lambo trying to get a better EPA fuel economy rating?

... or with a nice cheese sauce. Mmm, tasty.

They should have had a model named the Southda and another model named the Northda. Southda Coda. Northda Coda.

That's awesome. Here's to hoping we can help out some more!

Hold on a minute... you are complaining about a potential V8 wagon? Did I miss something? Jalopnik, are you sick?

Stupidity knows no bounds...

That is completely awesome.

Pretty much - "safer" = heavier. As much as I liked my parent's Festiva, there's no way it would hold up to being hit by anything bigger than itself.

When I was learning to drive, my parents had a '90 Festiva. It really wasn't a bad little car, as far as fuel economy went. Before we had it, my uncle owned it, and hit three deer with it. My dad banged the bumper back into shape, made a new grill and headlight for it, and drove it another 300,000 km or so. Not a…

Single. Attractive. Mentally Stable. Choose two?

I see more of this...

That's awesome. Thanks for the history lesson!

I'm thinking my next car will have to either be a Volvo 240 or an older Subaru. They look to be a ton of fun. The only mechanical experience I've got with a Subie so far is changing the oil on a friend's Outback, but it was a total breeze compared to my current car.

I hear you. Now if more people would snap out of it and start realizing it as well...

Maybe instead of saying "alcohol was believed to be a factor" they could say "Florida residence is believed to be a factor"...